Why does monday suck so bad

Why does Monday Suck So bad?

Yes, Monday sucks. It does.  Even if your boss wants you to like Mondays and even if you kinda like your job or school.  Monday sucks and here is why…

First of all Monday is actually the second day of the week. Monday gets its name from the Anglo-Saxon word “mondandaeg” which translates to “the moon’s day.” The second day of the week in Nordic cultures was devoted to worshipping the goddess of the moon. Girls born on Mondays were given the name Mona in Ancient Britain, as it was the Old English word for moon.  Pretty confusing way to start the week, or wait it’s the 2nd day,  whaaat?  Fuck off Monday.

Monday ruins the fun…

Monday is typically the first day back from all the fun you had on Saturday and Sunday, so right out of the gate that makes it suck.  And Monday is typically the day when you have to do something other than playing PS4 or xbox and typically have to get up earlier than you did yesterday.

The next thing that makes Monday the suckiest day of the week is that you have to listen to everyone grumble on how much they hate Monday.  Listen fuckers, I hate Monday too, but stop complaining about it at work, even though I’m complaining about it here in a blog, that’s different.  The worse co-workers are the ones that look pissy faced about it too. Just sets everyone off and ruins the day.

Monday Meetings…

If you work a regular office job the next thing that sucks ass about Monday’s are those stupid Monday meetings at 9 am sharp.  The ones where everyone claps about some useless turd.  Stupid bosses should realize by now, no one really fucking cares about you hitting your goals, especially on a Monday. Am I right?  (yes I am)  STOP HAVING MONDAY MEETINGS!  Nobody wants to be there.  Everyone is collecting themselves and trying to figure out the long week ahead.  Have  your shitty meeting on Tuesday instead.   Tuesday is the perfect meeting day since we don’t want to work on Tuesday either,  so having a meeting to waste time on Tuesday works out for everyone.

Making Monday More Tolerable…

To make Monday’s better, we’ve put together a list of stuff you know (or should know) that you want.  It will ease you into the workweek and set you up for a better day, week and life.  Check em out:

View other Cool Monday Gift Ideas that you can share with your co-workers, unless you hate them (your co-workers) as much as I do. (jk, its just Monday talking)

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